Pick Record (0-0) 🏈 Week 1 Matchups
BIGTRUZZ vs Ma Homies
Abdul enters with the Lamar–Zay Flowers stack ready to test Buffalo in primetime. Add Marvin Harrison Jr. and Chris Olave, and BIGTRUZZ has one of the most exciting WR duos of Week 1. Bijan Robinson anchors the backfield, with D’Andre Swift looking to take advantage of Minnesota’s defense.
Yusuf counters with Patrick Mahomes under the lights against the Chargers. His WR trio — Malik Nabers, Brian Thomas Jr., and Jakobi Meyers — is sneaky strong, while Kenneth Walker and Breece Hall bring a steady rushing floor. Add T.J. Hockenson and Jauan Jennings, and Ma Homies looks balanced everywhere.
This one comes down to whether Lamar + Zay can explode together. If they don’t, Mahomes + Walker/Hall grind it out.
Prediction: Ma Homies 101–92
KILLA TR3V vs Rampage Gorillas
Ramzi rolls in with pure explosiveness — Ja’Marr Chase, Garrett Wilson, Jaylen Waddle, Travis Kelce, and De’Von Achane. If even three of those hit, it’s scary hours for Hakeem. Baker Mayfield at QB is the gritty piece, but the ceiling lives in those young WRs.
Hakeem brings Dak Prescott in a Thursday night test, with Puka Nacua, Mike Evans, and Terry McLaurin forming a seasoned WR trio. Jonathan Taylor and James Conner are his thunder-and-thunder RB pairing, with George Kittle in the middle. Darnell Mooney is the weak spot, but steady vets give this lineup staying power.
High-upside chaos vs steady vets. Achane + Waddle could flip this, but Kittle + JT + Dak feel safer.
Prediction: Killa Tr3v 105–99
Lights Kamara Action vs Ship Chasing
Akber’s squad is built on proven veterans — Davante Adams, Derrick Henry, Alvin Kamara, and Mark Andrews. Add in Tee Higgins and Nico Collins, and Bo Nix doesn’t have to carry much. RJ Harvey in the flex could be a difference-maker if he produces.
Naseem’s Ship Chasing roster is upside on upside. Jayden Daniels is already a cheat code at QB, paired with Justin Jefferson. George Pickens and Travis Hunter can boom, Bucky Irving is a rookie with juice, and Tony Pollard adds volume. Tucker Kraft and Jacory Croskey-Merritt are riskier starts, but they fit the “swing big” build.
Steady vets vs risky upside. If Daniels and Jefferson smash, anything is possible. But Akber’s floor looks too safe.
Prediction: Lights Kamara Action 104–94
Law Firm of Love Purdy Daniels vs Pakichu
Chaz comes in with Jalen Hurts, Amon-Ra St. Brown, Drake London, and DeVonta Smith — a WR trio with sky-high weekly floors. James Cook adds juice from the backfield, and if Hurts runs wild Thursday, the Law Firm could start hot.
Waaris fights back with Justin Herbert vs KC, DK Metcalf, Jameson Williams, and Ricky Pearsall. Saquon Barkley is his hammer — if Saquon explodes in primetime, Pakichu can take this game.
Veteran consistency vs Saquon hero ball. If Saquon drops 25+, it flips. If not, the Law Firm wins steady.
Prediction: Law Firm 100–96
Which way? MAYE WAY vs ROY LOADING
Faraj has a juggernaut: Tyreek Hill, A.J. Brown, Calvin Ridley, Christian McCaffrey, and Drake Maye steering the ship. Tetairoa McMillan is a fun flex, and David Montgomery provides balance. This lineup is stacked top to bottom.
Eddie (once his lineup is set) brings a heavyweight too: Joe Burrow, Saquon Barkley, Josh Jacobs, Ashton Jeanty, DJ Moore, Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Deebo Samuel, and Sam LaPorta. That’s a legit playoff core.
This is no longer a mismatch — it’s Game of the Week potential. Burrow + Saquon + Jacobs vs Tyreek + A.J. + CMC is fireworks.
Prediction: MAYE WAY 111–107
I’m Not Worthy vs Lamb McBriddle
Elsayed puts his trust in Josh Allen and Jahmyr Gibbs to carry a youthful lineup of McConkey, Worthy, Golden, and Jerry Jeudy. High risk, high ceiling, but unproven depth.
Hamza fires back with CeeDee Lamb, Trey McBride, and Rome Odunze in his receiving corps, with Justin Fields rushing for extra points. Chase Brown, Omariyon Hampton, and Jaylen Warren round out the RBs. This lineup is balanced, with fewer “duds” possible.
Allen + Gibbs could swing it, but CeeDee + McBride feels safer.
Prediction: Lamb McBriddle 102–95